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After a few days in Cincinnati, Diane and I, along with a few of her friends, drove all the way to Kentucky for a nice hiking trip through the Red River Gorge - an amazing geological area filled with rivers and forests and cliffs and magical elves. What a wonderful trip it was! And little did we know that it was going to be filled with so much obstacles, challenges and excitement!

Here we are, at the beginning of our trail. Happy hikers unaware of the adventure that awaits…

As we merrily marched along the forest, we came across one of Kentucky’s hippest night clubs known simply as “The Shack”. So we stopped for a while to have a party!


We had so much fun. But we knew that we had to stop all this debauchery and continue on with our adventure. So we walked a couple more hundred miles and fought with bears, lions and kookaburas until we eventually arrived at the foot of the mountain. And then Julissa said, “I will be the first to climb because I have the biggest boobs!” So up she went.

But her boobs were no match for the treacherous mountain. It swallowed up her jacket, and she found herself hanging desperately over the cliff’s edge. “Help! Help!” screamed Julissa.

And then Noname, who has super powers said, “I will save you, Julissa!” So she lifted up the mountain thinking that it might help.

But it did not. And she inexplicably found herself right next to Julissa, and they both hung desperately. “Help us! Help us!” they shouted.

I watched from below with great horror and said, “Oh no! They are teetering over the cliff’s edge and will fall unless I do something!” And with one deep breath, I gathered up the courage to climb up this treacherous mountain so that I may save those damsels in distress.

And I succeeded. Because I am… DA MAN. Mm hmm daz right.

Diane, not to be outdone, jumped all the way up the mountain in a single leap and said, “I am the mountain queen! You must bow down before me and offer bananas!”

THE END.

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