Your Hot And Hairy White Knight Is Just A Click Away…
I have a friend (who shall remain nameless)… And she dreams of one day becoming a D.H. (domestic helper) in an industrialized western nation, where she will find a caucasian man with a strong, fuzzy chest, who will sweep her off her feet. She dreams that such a man, with a pointed nose, a square jaw and prominent cheek bones, shall carry her off to suburbia, where they shall live in a house with a white picket fence and have 2.5 exotic, mix-bred children (but there shall be no golden retriever, because she hates dogs). So to this dear friend of mine, I say unto you that I have found the path that will lead you to your bliss. You shall find your “porenjer” soon. He is but a click away…
July 18th, 2006 at 6:03 am
Ahahahahahaha! OMG That’s precious! *click click click*
LOL I didn’t know there were mail order Western husbands now too… are they Russian?
July 18th, 2006 at 11:53 pm
Hehehe.
Yeah, you can pretty much buy all sorts of things/people on the internet nowadays. From earwax and toenail clippings to real estate property on Mars. You name it. I think someone even tried selling his grandmother on ebay one time.
July 19th, 2006 at 1:48 am
hahaha dude can i guess who this is???
July 19th, 2006 at 3:57 am
“remain nameless” nga eh…
July 22nd, 2006 at 4:15 am
Haha Choob, this is priceless!!
July 22nd, 2006 at 4:24 am
Hey Blinkie! Haha. I know, isn’t it? I think I’ll teach our labandera how to use the internet so that she, too, can one day find her very own porenjer. Hehehe.