You Don’t Get It, Do You?

Hello, people of the world. Remember the previous post I wrote? Yeah, the one about the “porenjers”. Uhhh… it’s actually not meant to be taken seriously. You see, a little birdie just told me that some people are actually wondering who my D.H. wannabe friend is. As in they have a list, and are currently eliminating names from said list until they eventually find the true identity of this purported D.H. wannabe. Oooowkaaay… Ummm… not that there’s anything wrong with being an overseas Domestic Helper (In fact, more power to them. They’re the “bagong bayanis” and all), but the actual friend that inspired my previous post DOES NOT really dream of becoming a cleaning lady for some idiot, American redneck. Nor is she so desperate to actually resort to finding the man of her dreams online. Let me put it this way: I blog about Paris Hilton, cameltoes, corn poop and SNOT. Why on earth would you take my blog seriously?

3 Responses to “You Don’t Get It, Do You?”

  1. Jane Says:

    LOL exactly. And people think I should be incarcerated because I want to put babies in blenders…

  2. Sam Says:

    bwahahahahaha, this is your funniest blog EVER!

  3. Choob Says:

    Jane: HUUWAAAT??? Don’t they know that smoothies blended from baby innards are all the rage these days???

    Sam: Teynks, teynks. I try.

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