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Joe is one of my most dependable friends ever, and I’m prettty sure I’m not his only friend who feels that way. But another thing most of his friends know is how much of a hilarious drunk he is. The last time he got plastered was just so funny that I simply had to blog about it in this post entitled “Painting A Picture Of Joe’s Drunken State”

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Lying down in an awkward position on the floor of our friend Karmi’s CRV with his head sticking out one of the side doors, Joe begins to scream out phrases like “I want to die!”, “Nin, run me over, my mom will forgive you!”, “Choob, where’s Tita Ibet (my mom) I want to talk to her,” and other such things coupled with random intervals of puking on pavement. He then, for whatever reason, proceeds to stick out his arm. Now, due to the lack of dexterity and alertness caused obviously by all the alcohol in his system, his hand quickly drops to the floor and lands on the rather large puddle of his own regurgitation. “Oh God, my puke!” exclaimed my drunken friend. At this point, we all cannot help but laugh…

After we’ve had our fun, our other friend Paul and I begin helping Joe out of his ultra-weird, yoga-like floor pose so that he may sit up properly. This was no easy thing to do, so we really had to put a lot of effort and force into this task (dare I say that we are such true friends), which may have unfortunately caused Joe some very minor hip injuries. But that’s ok. Joe will bounce back. He always does.

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Dear Hoe,

This is exactly why all your friends love you. You bring so much joy and laughter into our lives. Don’t ever change.

Teyker. Gadbles.

Sincerely,
Choob

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