I once had this student who panicked because the program she was using on her computer disappeared. Turns out, she just clicked on the minimize button.
Lord, give me strength…
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I think toothpaste is one of the greatest inventions of all time, because a person with breath that smells like onions is one of the grossest things ever! Currently, I am using CloseUp Active Gel Lemon Mint Twist. It’s a nice flavor. Very refreshing. But it is, however, apparently too nice because this morning, I was shocked to see about 50 tiny black ants congregating on my toothpaste tube. I was like, "What the?!?!" And then I said, "Oh, ants. Cool!" And then I went, "Die, muthafuckas, DIE!", and proceeded to drown them in the sink. And then I realized that it’s probably not a good idea to continue brushing my teeth with the same substance that attracts tiny insects with a predisposition to sugar.
At 9 am today, the city of Makati will be executing a synchronized evacuation drill called B.E.E.P. which stands for Building Emergency Evacuation Plan. Participating building’s include Hotel Intercon, Oakwood Hotel, SM Makati, EDSA Carpark, Ayala MRT Station and Glorietta 4. I don’t know exactly how it’s going to happen, but I suppose people will begin hearing a loud "beeping" noise at 9 am and will then be expected to vacate the premises in an orderly fashion. ORDERLY. O-R-D-E-R-L-Y. I normally wouldn’t be concerned, but then I remembered that this is the PHILIPPINES. P-H-I-L-I-P-P-I-N-E-S. I wouldn’t be surprised if masses of jologs start dancing once this "beep" commences. Ay, ewan. Goodluck nalang.
