Photoshop Is My Friend
The photo you see above is the product of going a few days without sleep. Notice the sunken eyes, awful complexion and disheveled hair. I do not even know how I managed to let out a smile and flash my tubig poso colored teeth. A photo like this, dear readers, is not of the "friendster profile" picture quality. A photo like this will not entice people to "friend" you.
However…
The great philosopher, Paris Hilton, once said that "we are all beautiful on the inside". And I dare not believe otherwise because only wisdom cometh out of Paris Hilton’s mouth (plus the occasional herpes outbreak). You see, no matter how unflattering that photo of mine may be, inside my heart I see a person who has smooth skin, a shining white smile and puppy dog eyes that will melt even the hardest of hearts. And this can come through, dear readers. The beauty inside of us has the power to break free and shatter the confines of the aging shell which is our physical body. It can do so with the help of technology. It can do so with Photoshop. It can do so with the MAGIC of Photoshop…
TA-DA! Just call me Vicky ADOBElo… Get it? Vicky? As in Vicky Belo. Adobe? As in Adobe Photoshop. Get it? Get it!? Har-har-har…
March 15th, 2006 at 8:09 pm
InNova VIlla. KamsahamNida Blanca. And now, VIcky ADOBelo. BWAHAHAHAHAHA.
You got guts to post that pre-Adobe Magic picture. YOu look scary, like the freaky kind of scary.
March 16th, 2006 at 12:21 am
Well then that only makes the image even more fitting for this insightful article born out of my excellent writing skills. I have Paris Hilton to thank for the courage she has given me. Her words are truly inspirational. SHE is truly inspirational.