So, some complete stranger sends me an instant message today, and starts telling me about how he’s packing for vegas where he’s off to celebrate the new year with - and I quote - “my friend, Paris”. As in Paris i’m-famous-for-being-rich-and-stupid-and-have-a-sex-tape-floating-all-over-the-internet Hilton. Ooowkaay… Crazy internet people…
My birthday is fast approaching. Greet me, tell me you love me, send me money… whatever. I have provided a list of my most recent materialistic desires. If you can afford to get me any of these, then by all means, do so. In return, I shall thank you.
So without further ADO, I present to you, “Choob’s Bday Wish List 2005″:
1. Boxer Shorts (cotton, medium with a nice, colorful print)
2. iPod Nano (black, 4GB)
3. Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince
4. Logitech Premium USB Headset 350
5. Sony DCR-TRV480
6. SM Gift Certificate
7. Power Mac G5 Quad with 30-inch Apple Cinema HD Display
8. APC SmartUPS 750VA
9. BMW X5
10. World Peace
If you can get me world peace, then God Bless your soul. But I’d be happy with the X5.
