Allergyboy

Pictured above is the guy who, supposedly based on an Internet survey, won the title for the "World’s Best Looking Man". As always, titles like these go to some sharp-featured, exotic looking, mix-breed who was born in some British colonial country, grew up all over the world and can speak five different languages. People like them are never good for one’s self-esteem.

However…

Out there in this wonderful world are amazingly brave men who will challenge the unreasonable norms of this superficial society. Men with confidence as large as their pot bellies. Men who, however flat-nosed and buck-toothed, shout out unto the world and say, "we deserve your adulation, admiration and adoration because we, too, are beautiful."

And so without further ado, my dear readers, I present to you…

Wouldn’t you love to take him home to your mother?

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